Best posts made by Olo

@sloppy_amy More like rubbing one out.

@kisupure So, you gonna draw Keith in his boxers?

It’s probably apocryphal, but back in the 90s I heard about female lawyers putting their testosterone levels on their resumes.

@SmolChlo Yeah, that’s not something you spring on someone unless you’re 110% certain beforehand that they’re into it.

Who leaked the DMs, and what did they think Hammer meant?

I wish I had a fleshlight that looked and sounded and smelled and tasted and felt exactly like you.

@btbutcher Seems to me she’s left her outlet wide open.

@kisupure Those are some cuddly-looking calves.

@Kisupure

@tiny-ivy said in Sex Objects:

There have to be more women out there with this kink, who would be the ones who write less male-gazey-erotica, but I think a lot of them get instead drawn to the realistic-giant size range that’s well served by popular erotic fiction about werewolves and sasquatches, and call themselves monster fuckers, instead.

by Ernie Centofanti (aka Pacific1982)

@kisupure Dawn could use an assistant like Rosalind.

@foreverlurk “I could just eat you up.”

@tiny-ivy

I’m sure this sentiment comes from a place of cis privilege, but I have never heard of a positive trait attributed to “masculinity” that couldn’t be more honestly attributed to “adulthood.”

There should definitely be distinct physical aesthetics for male bodies; several, in fact. Appreciating male bodies for their forms and functions should not, however, determine anything meaningful about the people living in those bodies. To claim otherwise is to be a gender essentialist, to restrict a person’s potential based on their (singular) sex.

“Toxic masculinity” is really just “limited humanity.”

@kisupure said in Showing Her Her Place:

@olo Don’t forget the bits of string that they can get all tangled up in!

Like this?

@kisupure True story: I have a mongrel rescue dog that I take to the dog park. Occasionally people there try to guess his breed, and I have a little fun making up an obscure breed that they’ve never heard of. My go-to is “Madagascan Zebu Hound.”

@SmolChlo I have a number of effective traps to recommend.