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@bigcuddlygiant I presume the different sizes connote different denominations. Do they stack, I wonder?

@littlest-lily I’d love to know more about Blue’s past. It seems like she’s always been small, implying that she was bred for this role. Is she as chronologically old as she appears? Did she have a tiny childhood before she was sold? Did she ever have a choice about her fate?

@mrgoblinging7 This is a bit too on the nose…

@littlest-lily Responsible owners train their pets and condition them to their environment.

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@littlest-lily Yup, it’s time to meet more of Aiden’s social circle (since Evie’s has quite literally shrunk out of sight).

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@littlest-lily said in:

@green I’m definitely intrigued! Here’s wondering if that borderline magical power of hers will still work in the same way…

It will, but only on rodents.

@smolchlo

@littlest-lily Trust me Evie, Aiden saw what you were doing with your dress and it nearly gave him a heart attack.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

brb

@giant-keith [twitching]

Whatever idea Aiden has, I’m glad he seems to understand that he’s earned Evie’s trust and that even if she rejects his proposal she won’t think worse of him for it.

@littlest-lily said:

she playfully shoves at my hand to try and get it to flip over, which I immediately let her do.

Like training a dog to roll over.

@smolchlo paste lube