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@bigcuddlygiant That sand gets everywhere.

@littlest-lily Aiden isn’t going to get a wink of sleep.

@i-am-insane Okay, now that Shrek has been invoked twice, I have to link to my first male giant story, Accomodations, where one reader compared my protagonist to Shrek. It’s a first-person narrative from the giant’s perspective, so I don’t actually physically describe him anywhere, so I suppose the likeness must be in his personality.

As a long-time sifter of mainstream size content, I suppose a large part of the frustration with ugly/mean giants is that they immediately signal to the audience that they should in no way expect the giant(s) to be involved in any sexytimes or even romantic attraction. In fact, they seem to deliberately mock the idea that the audience might have such an expectation.

Traditionally, ogres eat people, and I don’t recall that ever coming up in the Shrek movies (I suppose you can see my personal frustration here).

Finally, Fiona was way hotter as an ogress. They didn’t even try to make her scary.

@mrgoblinging7 I’d grab her by the tail.

@littlest-lily Lots of thoughts, but right now I am just picturing Aiden holding Evie and remembering the first time I let an infant fall asleep on my chest and I was perfectly content to be a mattress for the whole night.

@SmolChlo

@mrgoblinging7 It’s so weird when tiny ladies pretend to be dolls, when you know they abused their dolls when they were kids.

@foreverlurk PoutineLover said:

chu pas Français, chu Québ’

No need to apologize.

@littlest-lily But think of the revenge they could wreak, haunting first dates and job interviews!

@jitensha You know what we need around here? A custom “mouthplay” emoji that’s a mouth with a tiny woman’s head and torso sticking out.

@miss-lillipants I’m totally stealing that whistle idea.

@miss-lillipants Sounds delightful!

As for handling F/m content, you’ll grow into it.

@smolchlo I thought it said “BURP,” but then I would think that.

@littlest-lily said:

I keep having moments of pausing and wondering “should I share my stuff here? There’s nothing sexual in this one at all, there isn’t even anything romantic!”

It all contributes to the collective faith in, as Aborigen put it, Someplace This Was Real.

So, my video card can’t possibly handle BG3, so I’ll just have to content my self with this fairy.