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@foreverlurk No, that’s @Minutia (DA, Xitter).

Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.

@littlest-lily

@foreverlurk said:

I’ve often thought of tinies as ideal therapists, as non-threathening as they are, makes it easier to open up.

Ideal. They can even surreptitiously accompany you for stressful situations and talk you down from a panic attack.

@tiny-ivy I suppose he has godlike invulnerability, because otherwise there’s no way I’m letting that chopper get that close to my junk.

@littlest-lily said:

What I would give to truly be in his world again, just for a moment. [Emphasis added]

Whoa.

@skysayl said:

I guess I enjoy it as a payoff, rather than instant gratification. I think I fall almost purely in femgaze for that reason alone lol

I’m curious how people around here define “femgaze,” what they think it’s specific characteristics are.

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@skysayl

@smolchlo Sorry, I should have put

@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

OloBnB is open 24/7.

@tiny-ivy I’m not looking forward to having to clean that phone screen.

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”