Best posts made by Olo

@TakoAlice8 The nose goes both ways. First thing I do with a little lady is sniff her all over, every nook and cranny.

Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.

@littlest-lily

@littlest-lily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqOBuQRwOU

@tiny-ivy I suppose he has godlike invulnerability, because otherwise there’s no way I’m letting that chopper get that close to my junk.

@littlest-lily said:

What I would give to truly be in his world again, just for a moment. [Emphasis added]

Whoa.

@tiny-ivy There should have been an entire series devoted to the holodeck.

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@tiny-ivy

Counselor Troi Counselor Toy
Major Kira Mini Kira
7 of 9 7 or 9 inches
T’Pol S’mol
Ensign Tilly Ensign Tiny
Ensign Mariner Ensign Miniature

@smolchlo Sorry, I should have put

@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

@tiny-ivy I remember seeing some sizey Buffy fanfic, but of course it was F/m.

@tiny-ivy I’m not looking forward to having to clean that phone screen.

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”