Best posts made by Olo

For some reason, “Cock” is not on the tag menu for posts in Size Life Chat.

@smolchlo It means I’m OLD.

@i-am-insane Okay, now that Shrek has been invoked twice, I have to link to my first male giant story, Accomodations, where one reader compared my protagonist to Shrek. It’s a first-person narrative from the giant’s perspective, so I don’t actually physically describe him anywhere, so I suppose the likeness must be in his personality.

As a long-time sifter of mainstream size content, I suppose a large part of the frustration with ugly/mean giants is that they immediately signal to the audience that they should in no way expect the giant(s) to be involved in any sexytimes or even romantic attraction. In fact, they seem to deliberately mock the idea that the audience might have such an expectation.

Traditionally, ogres eat people, and I don’t recall that ever coming up in the Shrek movies (I suppose you can see my personal frustration here).

Finally, Fiona was way hotter as an ogress. They didn’t even try to make her scary.

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@smolchlo That’s all I meant: it sounded like The Snootches and Other Stories.

@littlest-lily But think of the revenge they could wreak, haunting first dates and job interviews!

@smolchlo Jacek Chmielnik was born in 1953 (d. 2007). I’m not as old as that, but I am older than he was in the photo I use for my avatar.

@miss-lillipants Sounds delightful!

As for handling F/m content, you’ll grow into it.

@bigcuddlygiant I presume the different sizes connote different denominations. Do they stack, I wonder?

So, my video card can’t possibly handle BG3, so I’ll just have to content my self with this fairy.

@mrgoblinging7 This is a bit too on the nose…

@SmolChlo Whatever power your fella has to shrink people, I hope she never gets access to it.

I hope he posts the design plans for your enclosure on Etsy; it sounds delightful!

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@SmolChlo This is getting better and better (if more distracting). I think he’d want some kind of cover or lid in case Ms. Spray-Tan wanders in.