Best posts made by Olo

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@SmolChlo It must be exciting, though, to be someone’s secret. Maybe one day he’ll let you talk him into taking you out of his office, hiding somewhere on his person, eavesdropping on his conversations.

@smolchlo

@littlest-lily This is totes adorbz. I’m getting a real Toy Story vibe here.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

@SmolChlo He needs to get a jacket or vest with at least one pocket with a zipper.

@giant-keith [twitching]

@tiny-ivy And you know he gets off on hearing his girlfriend verbally abuse his pet. “I know I can be scary sometimes, pet, but you don’t want me to let her have you, do you?”

@smolchlo paste lube

@BigCuddlyGiant I’m surprised Tink hasn’t found a way to shrink Wendy.

@sloppy_amy Get back to work.

Tiny professor, giant grad student.

@mrgoblinging7 Always a welcome garnish.

@foreverlurk said:

thanks for proving I’m not insane, LOL.

There’s nothing sane about this, fella. It’s just a good kind of crazy.

@hentaihunter1 THE CAKE IS A LIE