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@smolchlo Firebugs get stamped out.

Tall, Plain Boyfriend

@Giganto82 They’re afraid of catching Teh Gay.

@smolchlo Sigh. [grabs fire-extinguisher] 🧯

I hate bald boys

I think there’s room for people just ever so slightly unnaturally large. 7-footers are rare but they’re not unheard of. What most people expect to see when they look at a 7-footer is someone who is seven feet long. That’s markedly different than, say, a 5’9" dude proportionally enlarged to 7’0" in height. That person is going to get double-takes from everyone, but no one will be able to confidently say “that’s unnatural.”

Bigger than that and you have a guy who will have real difficulty navigating the built environment and will provoke people to call the authorities.

For some reason, “Cock” is not on the tag menu for posts in Size Life Chat.

@mrgoblinging7 [Jabba-the-Hutt chortling]

@i-am-insane This is what I think of when I hear She-Hulk being called “the Jade Giantess.” Weird how no one calls The Hulk “a giant,” huh?

@bigcuddlygiant OMG I’d suckle those thighs for dessert!

I was expecting her to be hiding under his toque, directing him by yanking his hair.

German, another language with gendered nouns, has Riese and Riesin for male and female giants, respectively. Oddly, German uses the same word, Zwerg, to refer both to IRL people with dwarfism and to imaginary people who are Tom Thumb-sized. And yes, a female “dwarf” is a Zwergin.

(Tom Thumb is Daumling (Thumbling) in the original German Kinder- und Hausmärchen by the Brothers Grimm)

@phoenix09 Perhaps she’s just playing her part.

Provocatively, when Rebecca Sugar wrote her Sizey song for Steven Universe, she didn’t write “All I wanna do is see you turn into a giantess.” I don’t think we need to limit ourselves to a single-word term for “male giant” or “giant man.”

@size_master Just what I want on my plate.

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