Best posts made by Olo

@littlest-lily Kinda full of himself, doncha think?

@SmolChlo More like tame his appetite, amirite?

@littlest-lily said:

someone actually responding to that prompt with “why though?” kinda blows my mind lol

These guys have a very transactional view of heterosexuality. Women are sex objects, men are success objects.

@SmolChlo Biggos are easy to sneak up on because they’re always glued to their phones.

@SmolChlo She’s prolly got a string ladder all set up so she can Indiana Jones Lara Croft it across the kitchen.

@Size_Master Looks like she could use some frosting.

@AnnDViant Second Thanksgiving!

@BigCuddlyGiant How did you miss the upholstery?

@littlest-lily Tinies shouldn’t use puns.

Stress toys.

@SmolChlo “What’s your head still doing up there? You think you’re bigger than me? Ground that forehead now.”

@littlest-lily That goes triple for my tongue.

@littlest-lily Sappy fingers would definitely help in this maneuver.

@HHunter1 If you’re all out of jars, bowls, mugs, glasses, and salad-spinners, shoes will work in a pinch.