Posts made by Olo

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@i-am-insane Delegation is the key.

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@giantesslover45 Absolutely brilliant. Now that’s what I call a Sword of Damocles.

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@giantesslover45 I work from home, and this is exactly the reason I can’t get caught up.

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@giantesslover45 Since giant-worship is inevitable, I’d be proactive and set up a theocracy with me as god.

First I’d demolish the existing power structure, which would probably require some gruesome demonstrations of vore. I’d make my new subjects retrieve the bones after I’d passed them to preserve as objects of veneration.

The main duty of my priesthood, of course, would be to provide a steady supply of acolytes to show me proper devotion. I would also, however, amuse myself by making occasional gnomic proclamations that they could collect as Scripture and argue over their interpretations.

I would also defend my society against all enemies foreign and domestic, and I could be supplicated into engaging in public works like diverting rivers or building fortifications. Any farmer should be honored and grateful to have me fertilize their fields.

I imagine some of my subjects would try to eliminate their rivals by convincing me they were impious or something. I might entertain this if I was bored enough, but I’d probably be as likely to eat the accuser as the accused.