They Ate The Whole Dish!?

[SmolChlo]

@giant-me Yea it does! My friend just flicked me on my arm the other day with one, I jumped so high out of my chair I can’t even imagine what it would feel like if a giant flicked one against my butt ouch ouch

[Giant me]

@smolchlo all I can think of is in humor is A Christmas Story movie, with "You’ll put your eye out "when the kid wanted that toy rifle. Nerf guns are fun and less painful toys for tag or water guns.

[SmolChlo]

@giant-me Agreed!

[Mrgoblinging7]

@smolchlo I can rubber band smack you other places if your really worried about the booty bother.

Along your back~.

Your sensitive little breasts~.

Between your legs if I’m feeling particularly sadistic~!

[SmolChlo]

@mrgoblinging7 Reading this at work just now literally made me slam my legs closed I felt every word! I’ll never eat all of your candy ever again I’ll be a good noodle

[Olo]

@smolchlo Reading porn at work is a shrinking offense.

[SmolChlo]

@olo But but I didn’t know! 🥺 Can I has a free pass this time?! I’m already due for a rubber band slap

[Olo]

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

[SmolChlo]

@olo I’m going to get eaten?! sigh … I’ll probably taste good though because I’m filled with all that candy

[Olo]

@smolchlo Sorry, I should have put

[SmolChlo]

@olo I’m gonna bite your tongue! … I’m a spicy tiny today hisssssssssssss

[Olo]

@smolchlo I was just gonna lick where the rubber band made you sore…

[Giant me]

@smolchlo being a good noodle for general information, This is actually a quote from the TV show Spongebob Squarepants! You could say this is slang, but nobody really says this in real life. If you say it, most people will think you are quoting the TV show. A “good noodle” is someone who is a good person or behaving.
Here is a clip of where it’s from! https://youtu.be/OGQx37dwnhM
star removal Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…?

[Giant me]

@mrgoblinging7 by hand or gun?
the rubber band was invented in 1923. Alliance Rubber Company is a family-owned business with humble beginnings that has grown into a thriving American success story. Since 1923, Alliance Rubber has proudly produced rubber bands for use in the home and workplace. Continuing to manufacture its products in the USA, enables Alliance to provide high-quality products, fast service, and fresh stock that is built to last. Alliance Rubber, a women-owned company, manufactures bands that ‘Hold Your World Together.’

[SmolChlo]

@olo Ohooohh omg I’m sorry! I thought you were punishing me lol I won’t bite you (>• •)> hugs