Shrunken Co-Worker
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Taking notes
… stay away from all male co-workers (in case they invent a shrink ray) they ain’t gonna catch me lackin lol -
@smolchlo Yes, come to Amy instead! You’ll be safe
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@sloppy_amy We can be cubicle buddies! and then you’ll really get to know me… I’ll talk to you about rotating and non-rotating black holes. All. Day. Long. I like to make random sound effects for my movements and I also do a mean Jim Carrey impersonation
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@smolchlo Sure! Do you want this candy?
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@sloppy_amy Just keep her talking.
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@smolchlo Wow, I do those things too, we have more in common than I thought.
Alrightly then. 
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@olo @sloppy_amy BOTH of you just want to eat me!
I’ve been bamboozled -
@giant-me THE GODAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!
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Her size is perfect
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