Shrunken Financial Analyst
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@smolchlo I often fantasize about this, how all those pretty and successful looking influences on Instagram and Youtube might as well be shrunken slaves living in jars on an evil giant’s shelf. He just makes them produce these videos to rake in cash. They smile and grin and pretend life is sweet until the camera shuts off and it’s back to the jar for them.
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@sloppy_amy Right! It makes a lot of sense
Now all I’m going to think about is if these influencers are really tiny lol I’ll DM them like… “Hey girl, you good? Are you smol? Sleeping in a jar perhaps?” -
@smolchlo The owner monitors their messages. You have to use coded language.
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@sloppy_amy I would do it if she was on Live, in the comments I would say “wear a yellow top if you’re in trouble” then quickly delete the comment once she reads it and then we see if she’s wears a yellow top! Like what they did with Britney Spears lol
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@smolchlo I might be blinded by possession and lust, but there’s no way I’m letting her livestream.
All my M/f stories and discussions can be found here.
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@olo Well here are some glasses for your blindness my dude
because she has GOT to keep thee sacred clout alive! Keep them followers UP 
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@smolchlo Thanks anyway, of course I get carried away sometimes with my posts, but I’m glad you took the time to read what I have/had to post of my ramblings and rants. It’s like drunk dialing did I say that or do that? Why? Did I miss taking my meds or something?
This has been an poor attempt at making conversation, don’t pay any attention to the man behind the curtain. -
@giant-me I’m pretty overwhelmed when I’m on here in general so paragraphs like that just spin me out. Less is more ya know
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