A bad experience activity

Olo

@blss Good luck with that. They listed your photo and you’re already in my shopping cart.

blss

@Olo They must have made a mistake. I’m not for sale. In fact, I’m not the property of this pet shop at all.

Olo

@blss There are no mistakes, only “happy accidents.”

blss

@Olo It may be a happy accident for you, but not for me. Please, take me to the front desk and let the cashier make me as big as before.

Olo

@blss Oh, this is all online. I can’t do anything until you’re delivered to my doorstep.

blss

@Olo So, am I going to be put in the express box? At least it won’t be long before I can get a good owner as a pet.

Olo

@blss Depends. Some retailers have been scaling back their Black Friday operations due to negative publicity, but now they want to ramp back up and are having a hard time finding staff. You could be stuck in a fulfillment center for days or weeks.

blss

@Olo Bad epidemic, I hope I can live until the box is opened, and my new owner will feed me food and water.

@blss if you are stuck in a cage how can post this one the site? hmm? lol

blss

@ThumbLoverVer2 Good question, maybe it’s magic, just like the magic that shrinks me.

HHunter1

Oh your another young woman that got caught up in that scam are you. Sadly it was in the legal of the contract that you signed. You gave up all rights as a human to become your buyer’s property.

Normally this wouldn’t be allowed but seeing as you (and them) are no longer defined as human normal rules don’t apply. Someone had used this magic to grease the palms of enough of the politically elite and legal authorities to make sure of that. And when I say grease the palms, I really mean, get them special pets of their own. Though some are saying the signatures on those ladies’ contracts are forged. The Justice department says they will not be investigate those complaints.

Now if you forgive me, I have to check to see why I’m having troubles getting some of my new products delivered to my customers.

HH1

blss

@HentaiHunter1 That is to say, I have become someone’s property without my knowledge? Such a contract is absurd. Is there no law that can protect SW?

HHunter1

It was in the contract. If you didn’t read it fully doesn’t change that you agreed to it. Always fully ready your contracts people.

As for laws protecting SW, as in Shrunken Woman. Possibly. But as I understand it, you are now legally a Humster, aka: Human Hamster. Therefore have all the rights of a Hamster. Likely you never heard about this because of how fast it was passed through the halls of power. Or, because the press showed no interest in it. Its strange really how quietly this was made the law of the land almost completely around the world. Whoever did this knew how to wheel and deal the political elite.

Or possibly threatened to make them Humsters and feed them to a hungry snake. Who knows?

HH1

tiny-ivy

@blss I’m sorry to hear this happening to you. Speaking of pet shops, I answered an ad on indeed.com, where they’re looking for women to work at the pet shop near me. Something about a pilot project. The salary they’re promising is very high for retail, and I miss the friendliness of customer service jobs, so I’m tempted.

I hope they’ll let me join their team! I have my cute black skirt suit and heels all ready to go.

HHunter1

@tiny-ivy I think there is a ~~cage~~ position available for you. Come on down and we’ll sign you up. Great benefits included.

HH1