Desperation
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@foreverlurk You may have friends on social media, but The Algorithm is not one of them.
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@Olo oh believe me I know, I worked on systems that would make Orwell blush. Thankfully I’m not at that company anymore but the amount of data we had access to, that people gave willingly, was downright scary.
TikTok probably knows more about (some parts of) me than most of my friends.
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@foreverlurk LOL so adorable!! It makes me think that maybe their secretly fans of the macro/micro lifestyle
This guy I’m talking to accidentally took one of me from that angle and pointed out how short I appeared, I said oh trust me… I can get much smaller. I’ve haven’t told him about my interests yet -
@Olo one of the most accurate sentences I’ve ever read
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@SmolChlo Hehe, there’s something kinda special about people making sizey comments and having no idea the effect it has on us. Best of luck for if/when you tell him!
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@SmolChlo said in Desperation:
oh trust me… I can get much smaller
Holy f- that comment would have sent me over the edge. Did he start drooling after lol?
Either way, I hope it works out for ya!
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@littlest-lily heehee I completely agree and thank you! I also get a little kick out of dropping hints about my interests and having them try and figure it out 🤭
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@SmolChlo Like clues from a Borrower.
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@foreverlurk I was met with the biggest HUH?! but that’s okay bc today I switched his toilet paper with mini toilet papers…
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@Olo exactly! And I have lots of little clues too
So he better take out his handy dandy notebook and figure it out -
@SmolChlo I have a number of effective traps to recommend.
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@SmolChlo haha don’t give up, I’m sure he’ll get it eventually!
My problem has always been searching for signs when in reality there were none. Good ol’ “I reject your reality and substitute my own” at work!
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@foreverlurk “I could just eat you up.”
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@foreverlurk Oof, I’ve been there too. Before I revealed all, there would be the occasional comment on me being short, but it was usually in an apologetic way. “Oh, can you not see over that? Ah, sorry, I don’t mean to poke fun at your height.” Meanwhile I was blushing so much that I was like “oh my god act normal oh my god he’s gonna figure it out omgomgomgomg”
(he did not figure it out)
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@Olo watching him eat a sandwich while wishing I was on that sandwich 🥪
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