I didn't sign up for this. (Reddit-style post)

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From u/BurntProvider

My wife’s been a Mini for six months now, and I can’t take it anymore. Her sister caught it first, and like idiots we let her stay with us. She got a room all to herself, we never went in there without masking and using hand sanitizer afterward, and her Mini Home is top of the line.

I’m sure you can guess what happened next. My wife forgot to mask one time and BAM. Next thing I know, she’s four-inches-tall and standing on my pillow to wake me up. I nearly knocked her onto the floor I was so panicked. I ran into the bathroom and called 911, and I didn’t come out until after they had arrived and put her in a quarantine box.

Now they each have their own Mini Home in there, and I’m religious about hygiene, but it still sucks. I miss my wife, even though she’s just in the next room. At least she has someone to talk to. Her doctor says they’re not contagious anymore, but they’re finding out new things about this virus every day.

I’ve been reduced to going to the other end of the house to jack off, although I’m worried they can still hear me. Some jackass at work said I should feel lucky because now I can “have a threesome.” Ugh.

I don’t want to cheat on my wife, but I can’t take not knowing if she’ll ever recover. The future is just so bleak.

DM to u/BurntProvider
From u/TilthQueen

My husband is a Mini, permanently three-inches-tall. If you’re in the Portland area, hmu.

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u/Fleaboard_Kingpin69
Replying to u/BurntProvider

LOL dude you clearly need to divorce asap. Been in your position. Aside from the low chances of your wife recovering, there’s research that’s just come out that says that they can still pass on the virus through sex even if they’re no longer contagious - the mainstream media won’t tell you that. Let nature sort them out. Circle of life, survival of the fittest.