C'mere, You
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I’ve always fancied a gloved Giant but fingerless gloves just changed the game
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@SmolChlo Great, now that you’ve pointed out they were fingerless gloves I started wondering if he found her while golfing.
She’s all, “Eek, a giant!”
He’s all, “Oh a tiny person like her could get killed running about the green. I better take her home so she’ll have a safe place to live.”
HH1
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@HHunter1 she worked part time inside the automatic golf ball dispenser… looks like she’ll be responsible for cleaning a different set of balls
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@SmolChlo In my little write up I was so tempted to add the line, “Like the other little ones I’ve found.”
HH1
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@HHunter1 so that’s where all of the cute ball cleaners disappeared to
Bro couldn’t get enough of their wax on wax off technique -
@SmolChlo So you think he and his friends are teeing up a little fun at the members club? Maybe having their balls washed? Possibly getting their woods shined?
“Ha ha ha, yes being a member here at Pixiewoods Country Club is the best. Well kept grounds. Great tee times. And when you find a little cuties running about you just pulk them up and your caddy adds them to the little cage they all carry till you get back to the club house. There isn’t even any shame when you want to enjoy them with your bourbon. I mean, look at Johnson over there. He must have six trapped down there. And as you can feel, they do do a good job helping you relax after a long eighteen holes.”
HH1
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