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@SmolChlo Like clues from a Borrower.

@Mrgoblinging7

The Muffin Man

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@SmolChlo Give me a lollipop and take a seat.

@Mrgoblinging7 Marjorie Taylor Greene for a urinal target.

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@SmolChlo Get that nut.

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@comicmaster1997 Nothing wrong at all. This is a place for tinies who can take it.

@SmolChlo I imagine that seven-footers must feel like grade school teachers wherever they go.

@Mrgoblinging7 The point is that I would have no choice but to go the god-tyrant route. Lucky for me that I already like eating people.

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@foreverlurk said:

I guess tall dudes aren’t as used to being rejected based on their height

No doubt. “What is this woke nonsense?”

I’ve never used a dating app, but I suspect that growing up with porn that is not only easily accessible but also highly customizable encourages people to form inflexible preferences early, much earlier than they would had they experienced a wider range of possible partners in their formative years. Then dating apps come along and they feel obliged to specify a preference for each and every choice menu offered.

I’m waiting for the dating app that lets me specify on my profile: “I’m 5’9”, but I can make you feel 4"-tall when you want it."

@tiny-ivy I’d like to think that if she ever did get used to it, she’d still play along and pretend to get scared.

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