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@SmolChlo I always drink too much at weddings; I usually try to find some quiet corner to sit and put my feet up.

by Ernie Centofanti (aka Pacific1982)

@i-am-insane When I was his age and I imagined trying to tell a girl that I wanted to be shrunk and go home in her panties, my hypothetical girl had an expression exactly like his.

Only Shrinks by Thatgirlyouknow

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My long-term partner is 5’3, six inches shorter than me. I haven’t conducted a survey of all her exes, but I get the impression that they were all as tall or taller than me. She thinks of herself as below average height, lamenting that she can’t reach something “because I’m a dwarf.” She’s never mentioned my height as a factor in her choice to be with me one way or the other.

I myself have never had the luxury of having preferences with regard to such things as height.

by Ernie Centofanti (aka Pacific1982)

@kondo If you’re watching her, did she really escape?

@littlest-lily said:

There’s a lot of wood and string, with globs of stabilizing silicone clay at the bottom, but then at the top I now notice several tiny wheels of some kind. I lean in, eyes widening. “Holy crap, are those pulleys?”

@skysayl said:

Am I the only one who finds it odd there are different preferences for short and long term partners??

I, too, find it an overcomplicated thing to get hung up on. But then, I have never set out in search of specifically a short- or long-term partner. I have absolutely zero confidence in my ability to judge anyone’s suitability in that respect.

OTOH, I wouldn’t expect a potential partner under three feet to last very long under most circumstances.

by Ernie Centofanti (aka Pacific1982)

@hentaihunter1 An old size story I read years ago featured a rural family that shrank travelers and kept them in rabbit hutches. Tinies that disobeyed were “sent to The Field.”

@littlest-lily So you know all of us were screaming like a horror movie audience, “Don’t get off the nightstand!”

Of course it’s Camila.

I had to pause several times after reading those words, and my pulse still hasn’t returned to resting.

Am I a bad person for wanting some fanart of Camila sneering at Evie?

I’ll be in my bunk.

I think dating apps have dramatically affected the way we view “preferences.”

by Ernie Centofanti (aka Pacific1982)

Nothing’s easier to snatch than a tiny lady looking at her phone. You can even bring your open mouth down over them like a T-Rex and they won’t even notice until it’s too late. One second they’re swiping the 'Gram, the next they’re staring at your gullet.