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@smolchlo Jacek Chmielnik was born in 1953 (d. 2007). I’m not as old as that, but I am older than he was in the photo I use for my avatar.

In the order that I encountered them:

@bigcuddlygiant I presume the different sizes connote different denominations. Do they stack, I wonder?

@cygnusjkins13 Endosoma sounds are the best. I often fall asleep to them.

@mrgoblinging7 This is a bit too on the nose…

@tiny-ivy I don’t know how many times I’ve started a Magic School Bus fanfic and then dropped it because I didn’t want anyone to think I wanted to write smut featuring minors.

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@giant-me

Amusing footnote to Bad Channels: At the end of the film, one minor character, Bunny (Daryl Strauss), was not restored to full size and remained eight inches tall.

The studio behind the film, Full Moon Pictures, wanted to have a crossover between three of its franchises, Bad Channels, Dollman, and Demonic Toys. The result was Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, pairing Dollman with the last shrunken woman from Bad Channels. Unfortunately, Daryl Strauss was unavailable (perhaps she got some better career advice), so they retconned the end of Bad Channels and made “Nurse Ginger” the one woman who remained tiny. Happily, Melissa Behr brought her obvious charms to the role.

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@tiny-ivy Tim Thomerson never phones it in.

@smolchlo

@smolchlo Jodi Ann Paterson, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2000.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

@smolchlo Nice rack, Chlo.

@giant-keith [twitching]