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@bigcuddlygiant I presume the different sizes connote different denominations. Do they stack, I wonder?

@littlest-lily said:

Though at this point I don’t think Evie (or Aiden for that matter) would feel comfortable with Camila picking her up.

Oh, it was a desperate suggestion. I’ve given up trying to forecast.

@Kisupure

@mrgoblinging7 This is a bit too on the nose…

@littlest-lily said:

I start putting a couple of things away with one hand while laying the other one on the counter to offer my girlfriend a ride.
She doesn’t miss a beat and has already hopped right onto my palm. Since I’m still tidying, I wasn’t even looking her way when I felt her little feet against my skin, but I’m instinctively closing my hand around her body.

@foreverlurk “I could just eat you up.”

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@littlest-lily It’s like dancing. It’s what dancing celebrates.

@SmolChlo I have a number of effective traps to recommend.

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@littlest-lily Ngl, got scared during that last passage. I’m such a mom too.

@The-Big-G Yeah, Aborigen discussed that one too on his Substack. All F/m again. I went into a bit of rant in the comments.

@smolchlo

@littlest-lily “Fork” is a trigger word.

@littlest-lily She knows, but she’s not interested.