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@blehb I may never make it out of the FAQs.

@littlest-lily I’m afraid it varies depending on several factors, primarily our respective personae.

To address the specific size issue: little ladies taller than four inches are literally more than a handful, and it’s very important to me that I can enclose her entirely in my hand, so four inches is usually my upper limit.

The greatest catastrophe would be if I were to drop her, so my chief concern is a secure grip. One-inchers get pinched between the pads of my index finger and my thumb, 2-4 inchers are wrapped up by my fingers and pressed against my palm. Under a half-inch-tall is too small to really grip, so if I wanted a micro lady in my palm I’d probably have to sweep her into it. A bottle of compressed air would come in handy here.

An important factor is whether a given tiny woman has ever been handled by anyone at all or by me in particular. If it is an occasion where I need or want to establish trust, I might invite her to place herself into my palm. If I am feeling particularly dominant or if I sense that she’s feeling particularly submissive, I will simply grab her without warning or permission.

Regular readers will recall that I enjoy bathing tiny ladies, so when it’s time to dry off I’ll scoop her up out of the water. If she’s in the bathtub with me, I probably won’t be able to resist surfacing some part of my body beneath her.

There is no greater first impression than the first physical contact, and it can also be an occasion for demonstration and instruction. Dangling her upside down by her leg looks absurd, and as such it is best reserved for when there’s an audience, either other tinies who need to be trained or other biggos who would be entertained by her plight.

Last but not least, I do enjoy picking her up with my lips and teeth by bringing my mouth down over her T-Rex-style. I’ll do this with even the most cherished and respected tinies as a bit of playful teasing.

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@skysayl it’s actually quite easy to think of Canadians as little people.

@littlest-lily Tinies suffer less from falling due to their small mass, so being moved around by puffs of air or suction (think a straw with a finger over one end) carries less risk of crushing and can even get to be fun for the tiny.

Yeah, tweezers are unquestionably scary (sometimes intentionally so).

@smolchlo

What Happens When a Romance Writer Gets Locked Out of Google Docs

@littlest-lily If I have to run for any reason while holding you, you’ll want to be in my fist.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

As @Aborigen writes, Hey, You, Get Off of the Cloud.

@NobodyOfKnowhere I coulda sworn @Nyx wrote at least one story along these lines.

@giant-keith [twitching]

@MightyTinyGiant is inviting you to Scribble. Last year I didn’t give this any serious consideration until inspiration struck in the final week of September and I knocked out Lead Me Not Into Temptation.

Don’t think, just write.

@SmolChlo I used to torment myself imagining that a venomous spider was going to crawl under my bed sheets as soon as I turned off the light. This is worse.

@smolchlo paste lube