Date Night
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Pick By SomeHatter54 https://www.deviantart.com/somehatter54/art/Date-Night-916354815
“Ah, fucking hell, did my friends set me up with a giant!? Well, to late to back out now, lets see how this goes.”
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I wish my friends would do something this nice for me lol
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@smolchlo A surprise date with a giant might not end well for you, I mean, you’ve read some of the shit guys post on here. It would be like, 50/50 that you would end up living in some creepers underwear drawer.
But I suppose it is just as likely that he would be a gentleman, but the risk is still there.
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@mrgoblinging7 damn that’s true
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@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.
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@olo you right! And I would hope they wouldn’t set me up some Grabby Grabberson ya know… I don’t even get to the food part, he just pockets me and off we go
no chocolate lava cake… just pocket lint -
Ohh, dipping a Shrunken in chocolate lava cake and suckling them clean sounds fun. Oops, sorry just got here, what are we talking about?
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@hentaihunter1 that would be too hot!
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@smolchlo Are your friends tinies like you, with your best interests at heart? Or are they biggos, looking for a laugh at your expense?
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@smolchlo I so read your response in a positive tone the first time. Then it dawned on me. Shrunken Sunday for you it is then.
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@olo “biggo” made me chuckle lol they are tinies like me! BUTT what if the giant lies to them and he’s secretly an absolute nightmare?!
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@hentaihunter1 I might need a jacket because of the ice cream but I wouldn’t mind
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@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!
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@olo this is true! Hopefully he isn’t thee ultimate deceiver, a man smooth like butter 🧈
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