Return To The Office
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@SmolChlo Find a way to mount the paperclip on your back like a flagpole.

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@BigGrumpy oh no
If i ran in a circle or a zig zag formation would be more curious as to see what’s underneath? Or would you still step on the little square? -
@Olo good idea! Hopefully someone will notice my little yellow flag desperately waving on the ground before some unaware coworker stomps on me
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@SmolChlo If all else fails, I have drawer at work with a few tiny amenities where I keep co-workers who are much easier to handle after being shrunk.

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@Olo I knew you wouldn’t let me down! We need more people prepared for suddenly shrunken coworkers
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@SmolChlo HR should produce a training module (including a tiny trainer for practice).
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@Olo Sorry HR personal have been “reduced”. Seems there are plans to do some “downsizing” throughout the building.
HH1
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@HHunter1 If anyone wants to read a story about a chunky woman HR director “downsizing” and disposing of four underperforming employees (2F, 2M, fatalities), I got you fam:
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