Have you ever had a "size interaction" in real life?

[Olo]

@blehb I expect it makes a difference if the person knows you have a size kink vs. the unintentional mention.

I’ve been pretty diligent about concealing my kinks, so there hasn’t been any deliberate teasing.

The only unintentional interaction that comes to mind was when a group of friends and I went to see Hook. Afterward, one woman (who later married one of my high school friends) expressed her, um, admiration for the scenes when tiny Tink interacted with Robin Williams. I must admit that in the years since I have been suspiciously attuned to her reactions to anything even slightly sizey.

[blehb]

@BigCuddlyGiant Idk how cuddling up in someone’s pocket could NOT sound amazing- size kink or not.

And I always figured constant comments on height would get old fast, but I guess it just works out sometimes. You need some clever comebacks to pull out in these situations - maybe you could awaken something in someone.

[blehb]

@Olo I was going to specifically make this about unaware comments, but I figured if someone has a good story about a “normie” intentionally teasing them, I wanna hear it too.

And it seems like Tinkerbell is the bridge that connects size and non-size individuals. I’m going to dub her our patron saint if that’s okay with everyone else.

[Olo]

@blehb

[littlest-lily]

@blehb OH MAN I feel like this has happened to me quite a bit actually. I’m 5’2" so more often than not I’m the shortest one in the room, and I’m fairly petite (even used to be a bit underweight back when I was younger and super stressed with school) so that has certainly attracted the occasional comment on my small-ness. Here are a few specific stories that I remember so vividly…

At a company event we did a murder mystery type thing, and I got picked as one of the suspects. The organizer guy made me stand up from my seat and conspiratorially asked the crowd “what’s the first thing you think when you see this person?” And then all 50+ people looked at little ole me and just cooed “aaawwwww.” It was kinda hilarious actually, and not necessarily sizey, but from what I understood the guy picked me because I was small/innocent looking (which made for a fun suspect) and it certainly gave me the warm and fuzzies~

I had a coworker who made a couple of pretty direct comments. One time there was another coworker there with us, and she told the other person (talking about me), “isn’t she cute? I just want to put her in my pocket!” Another time I had been out sick for a while, and when I came back to the office and told her why I was gone she was like “noooo, you’re too little to get the flu!” (I have no idea what that means but got a kick out of it nonetheless)

The most egregious one was when I went to see a doctor to get a strep test. It was at this little clinic at my work place, so not my regular doctor. I was already sitting on the medical table thing when he came in, and we do the whole appointment. Afterwards I hopped off the table, and once he saw me standing the guy kinda frowned down at me and asked “how tall are you again?” I answer him, and I’ll never forget it, he said “I feel like I’m towering over you” and proceeds to intentionally loom a little bit (he was like a foot taller than me). He wasn’t even being all jokey and silly about it, he said it so deadpan. I’ll be honest, in the moment I was actually really uncomfortable being alone in the room with this man, it felt like a rather unprofessional comment from a doctor. But once I was safe and sound and knew I’d never see him again, I kept wondering to myself “is he one of us???” (I feel like there’s no way he has a size kink because surely he wouldn’t have been able to comment on it so easily if he did, but who knows! Was that one of you?? Out with it! lol)

And then I do have to mention my husband, back in the early days of dating before I told him about any of this. He’s exactly a foot taller, and he’s a sweetheart so I think he was specifically trying not to be condescending or anything. But I remember being in a crowd trying to look at something, and of course I couldn’t see. He said, “ahh, yeah, I don’t want to poke fun at your height but…”, then crouched to be at my level and see what I see and cringed sympathetically. Meanwhile internally I was like “no, please poke fun, you have no idea” hahaha. Of course, now that he knows about this side of me he teases me about it on the daily. Let me tell ya, it’s especially fun when we’re with a group of people and my height (or anything sizey) comes up in the group and he can give me a knowing grin while not having to say anything

[The Big G]

Sister in law that knows of my kink often makes comments upon seeing short attractive women in my presence generally gets a smile from me and a confused look by them if over heard

[Olo]

@littlest-lily said:

I kept wondering to myself “is he one of us???” (I feel like there’s no way he has a size kink because surely he wouldn’t have been able to comment on it so easily if he did, but who knows! Was that one of you?? Out with it! lol)

Perhaps because I long ago gave up hope on engaging in this kind of size interaction, if that doctor had a size kink then I would regard his conduct as not just unprofessional but regrettably aggressive. Like, catcalling aggressive or hitting on someone in an elevator. Sorry for the buzzkill.

[littlest-lily]

@Olo Oh, trust me I get it, like I said I was SUPER uncomfortable in the moment. It was very much not a great thing for him to say, size kink or no (So I figure it probably goes without saying but let me be clear - please don’t do something like that, fellas)

[Olo]

@blehb said:

it seems like Tinkerbell is the bridge that connects size and non-size individuals.

Definitely. When I’m sourcing “Tinkerbell riding cock” images, half of them are by artists who don’t seem to do any other sizey art.

[skysayl]

I work frequently with a doctor who is something close to 210cm (6’7 for the americans) and with myself being just shy of 150cm it does not go unnoticed. And he loves to poke fun at it, as do any patients who see us working together. I think one of the funniest remarks I’ve heard was from a patient who was pulled from a multi-vehicular accident and suffered a TBI. I was assessing his AO just as the doctor entered the trauma bay and his eyes suddenly darted between us both and he croaked out something like: “Saint Peter get this little cherub out of my face.”

This is a little different but I dated a microphile back in nursing school, completely by happenstance. Neither one of us had any idea about it until one time we were in bed and he asked if I had any kinks. Somehow I was brave enough to admit I enjoyed praise and bondage, but too shy to mention the size thing because come on it’s fantasy, did I need to?

This man, very casually might I add, just says “Ah great I like that too. I like to pretend my partner is shrinking while riding my cock.” ZERO HESITATION. I will forever admire his shamelessness. We’re still friends after all that. He still teases when we hang out.

[giantmaneddie]

I have a petite cousin, 4’9 and me and her old sister joking about carrying her inside her backpack.

Sadly nothing relationship/dating related.

[blehb]

@littlest-lily Like I said in an earlier response, I never comment on people’s heights because I feel like it’s something they get sick of hearing about. But if the rest of the world was like us I would be teasing everyone all the time.

Meanwhile internally I was like “no, please poke fun, you have no idea”

Uhhh, yes. Ohmigosh I wouldn’t be able to think of anything else for the rest of the day. You two sound fabulous. I hope one day I’m comfortable enough to share this with someone because these are relationship goals.

[blehb]

@skysayl Whaaa. That story is crazy! Did you tell him you shared the same fantasy right then? What are the odds?!

[foreverlurk]

For me, Real Life sucks for size interactions. Thank the Maker for the Internet, otherwise…

Being 5’8" means never getting comments on my height, I’m just average as average can be.

Being shy means never saying comments on girl’s height either, even in a completely non-creepy context. Well I did tease my short girlfriends a lot but never got any reactions beside slight annoyance.

So yeah, childhood games notwithstanding, I can’t say I’ve ever had the chance to experience even the lamest, normiest of IRL sizey interactions.

[skysayl]

@blehb Not at first, because I was so flabbergasted and bashful I didn’t. I did play along and he got the impression I was just humouring his fantasy. I came clean soon after though and that’s when he let loose with the daily innuendo which I loved. I returned it obviously but he was far better at it than I.

I’m still amazed I met him honestly. The odds were in my favour I suppose!