Size Thoughts
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Welcome to the quarterly board meeting as you can see my personal assistant is currently 6 inches tall her performance has dropped last quarter so going forward we will instergating a new plan where the bottom 10 % of earners will be offered to the top 10 %. I have been assured by HR that this will count as a diversity hires you may all examine her but understand she is mine and disrespect shown to her will result in a lowering of your performance.
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@Olo oh really now?~
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@The-Big-G 6 inches surely the punishment should fit the crime though, i will say i think of myself as much smaller
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@tinytina Let’s say by the end of the week. I’ll email you the self-evaluation form that you should have filled out by then. Does 3pm Friday work for you?
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Not sure if that helps or not but I did have those thoughts of shrinking a co-worker slipping through my mind at the most inopportune times, during a meeting or some such.
Although personally I’d mostly want to keep this on the hush, I’m intrigued by your idea. You would like to be shown to everyone after you’ve been shrunk - examined, touched, passed around from one hand to next, commenting or joking on your size, and so on? Hmmm… only being shown to friendlies, or maybe to that office rival?
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@Olo that sounds great actually
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@foreverlurk ooooo this is tantalizing i love the thought of being passed around poked and prodded at
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Office settings are the best! I love the idea of shrinking in a very normal or mundane environment. And being surrounded by bored giants in suits.

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@blehb C’mere, I needs something to fidget with while I’m on this Zoom call.
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@Olo I love the idea of a giant boss getting distracted by his cute mini secretary (who has her own tiny desk on top of his). He brings her to meetings to take notes in his shirt pocket, and sits her on his shoulder during a conference to relay important information in his ear.

Just gotta be careful if he forgets his lunch one day.

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