You find yourself shrunk to a tiny size (or giant size if you're a guy), what is the first thing you would do?
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Slow strip tease over the panicked city!
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@shrunkenlaura first off im immediately driving back home to keep that tiny in a jar so they don’t run off or escape, then im gonna have this little tiny toy for now on easy win
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Look for a kind man who can help me out. Try to figure out how to get to a chest level surface like a table to try to get their attention without getting stepped on! And go for one who looks like he has kind eyes, if I can see one.
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Well, that is a tough question. On one hand, I am at all times filled with the urge to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women. But on the other hand, I am just a big teddy bear with a few fucked up fetishes. So even though I would love nothing more than to enslave the human race and make the world my personal toybox, I’m just too nice to go through with it. Might take up a job as construction equipment or something?
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I would hope to god I could still use my phone so I could start calling up everyone in my rolodex that I’ve been interested in to see if they want to “meet me for beers”.
Then, while I waited for the first of my dates to show up, I would take the opportunity to severely punish all of the fuckers who make illegal turns onto my street at rush hour. Because what’s a growth spurt without some car stomping?
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Jerk off onto a tiny city and stuff countless numbers of my new toys into my briefs, enslaving them to my pleasure.
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That one would be tough… Because I do have a lot of sexual wishes around tiny women, but I don’t that I would just grab the First Lady down there and jerk off with her strapped to my dick (that would come, but later)… I probably would cover myself instinctively, and then probably would look for a big cave that I can call home.
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God… I’d love to be that small. Preferably in a guy’s house. I’d love to watch from behind objects as a guy walks around his house, but if I feel confident… I might make my presence known? Well… okay, it mostly depends if the giant has a six-pack BUT STILL!
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That’s a pretty good question. I think it depends on where I get shrunk. Out in public I would be doomed, the first giant/normal sized person that walks by could just pick me up and kidnap me or I would have to fight off bugs or other small creatures.
If I was shrunk at my current place I would try to get my roommates’ attention and hopefully they will be nice and make me a small house. 
If I was shrunk at my significant others place I would try to climb on his chest and wait for him to wake up and be like “Surprise!” and give him a wittle kiss on the lips. 
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