Shrunken Financial Analyst

[SmolChlo]

I’m a Financial Analyst too! Hell yea Blondie me and her can be cubicle buddies lol

[Olo]

@smolchlo Can one trade a day-trader?

[SmolChlo]

@olo … what dost thou mean? lol

[Technomage]

What a good girl, at day she makes me rich, at night she’s a nice sex toy.

[tiny-ivy]

@mrgoblinging7
“Just make the portfolio grow enough, then I’ll reverse the shrinking, and let you go.”
“How much, Master?”
“Until I’m satisfied.”
“But, remember econ 101- the consumer is never satisfied, that’s how demand-”
“Until I’m satisfied, pet. Now get back to work. And no more lectures.”
“You wanted my expertise!”
“Use it, don’t talk about it.”
“…okay. I’m sorry, I forgot my place again.”
“Let me repeat, more at a pet’s level: line go up, good, pet go free.”
“…yes, Master.”

[SmolChlo]

@tiny-ivy ooooooh Pet go free if line go up you say? Then Master has a deal line will go up very fast

[BigGrumpy]

@smolchlo *2 years later
“is this enough money yet? you literally own the planet”

[SmolChlo]

@biggrumpy Right!! I am forever bamboozled

[[[global:former-user]]]

@smolchlo Hopefully by the time you aren’t still living in his underwear draw.

[SmolChlo]

@thumbloverver2 I better not be and NO hamster cages!

[Olo]

@smolchlo The laundry hamper’s fine, though, right?

[SmolChlo]

@olo yes ️

[[[global:former-user]]]

@smolchlo Dang it. You know me too well.

[SmolChlo]

@thumbloverver2 indeed I do!

[BigGrumpy]

@smolchlo what about a bird cage