Shrunken Financial Analyst

[Mrgoblinging7]

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The pest pets have more uses than just in the bedroom. take Blondy here. Thanks to her, her Master is going to be rich. And she will avoid being punished until another day.

[SmolChlo]

I’m a Financial Analyst too! Hell yea Blondie me and her can be cubicle buddies lol

[Olo]

@smolchlo Can one trade a day-trader?

[SmolChlo]

@olo … what dost thou mean? lol

[Technomage]

What a good girl, at day she makes me rich, at night she’s a nice sex toy.

[tiny-ivy]

@mrgoblinging7
“Just make the portfolio grow enough, then I’ll reverse the shrinking, and let you go.”
“How much, Master?”
“Until I’m satisfied.”
“But, remember econ 101- the consumer is never satisfied, that’s how demand-”
“Until I’m satisfied, pet. Now get back to work. And no more lectures.”
“You wanted my expertise!”
“Use it, don’t talk about it.”
“…okay. I’m sorry, I forgot my place again.”
“Let me repeat, more at a pet’s level: line go up, good, pet go free.”
“…yes, Master.”

[SmolChlo]

@tiny-ivy ooooooh Pet go free if line go up you say? Then Master has a deal line will go up very fast

[BigGrumpy]

@smolchlo *2 years later
“is this enough money yet? you literally own the planet”

[SmolChlo]

@biggrumpy Right!! I am forever bamboozled

[A Former User]

@smolchlo Hopefully by the time you aren’t still living in his underwear draw.

[SmolChlo]

@thumbloverver2 I better not be and NO hamster cages!

[Olo]

@smolchlo The laundry hamper’s fine, though, right?

[SmolChlo]

@olo yes ️

[A Former User]

@smolchlo Dang it. You know me too well.

[SmolChlo]

@thumbloverver2 indeed I do!