Shrunken Financial Analyst

Olo

@smolchlo Can one trade a day-trader?

SmolChlo

@olo … what dost thou mean? lol

Technomage

What a good girl, at day she makes me rich, at night she’s a nice sex toy.

tiny-ivy

@mrgoblinging7
“Just make the portfolio grow enough, then I’ll reverse the shrinking, and let you go.”
“How much, Master?”
“Until I’m satisfied.”
“But, remember econ 101- the consumer is never satisfied, that’s how demand-”
“Until I’m satisfied, pet. Now get back to work. And no more lectures.”
“You wanted my expertise!”
“Use it, don’t talk about it.”
“…okay. I’m sorry, I forgot my place again.”
“Let me repeat, more at a pet’s level: line go up, good, pet go free.”
“…yes, Master.”

SmolChlo

@tiny-ivy ooooooh Pet go free if line go up you say? Then Master has a deal line will go up very fast

BigGrumpy

@smolchlo *2 years later
“is this enough money yet? you literally own the planet”

SmolChlo

@biggrumpy Right!! I am forever bamboozled

@smolchlo Hopefully by the time you aren’t still living in his underwear draw.

SmolChlo

@thumbloverver2 I better not be and NO hamster cages!

Olo

@smolchlo The laundry hamper’s fine, though, right?

SmolChlo

@olo yes ️

@smolchlo Dang it. You know me too well.

SmolChlo

@thumbloverver2 indeed I do!

BigGrumpy

@smolchlo what about a bird cage

Giant me

@smolchlo Doing research because I’m bored, can’t sleep, and sharing it, realistically open cages need pest control, food, water, and waste(a functioning bathroom is a must or a porta-potty and a garbage system) means a cage needs constant cleaning, a closed self-cleaning ecosystem terrarium/biosphere like controlled composting and a filtered environment needs less cleaning or should lol or a dollhouse needs maid service jobs/chores for tinies, when an owner is away at work or school. If you like punishing your tinies, making them go camping constantly when they hate it, it is a great way to contain tinies like hamster and bird cages which are impractically unsanitary for tinies or humans to live in, like medieval prisoners sleeping in their own wastes and consuming dirty food and water.
(Me bringing some reality and culture into your day if want to
go off the direct topic, History and opinions, Medieval conditions: in the Middle Ages contributed to weakened immune systems that led to premature death when disease and pestilence ravaged communities. Poor hygiene and sanitation in medieval cities contributed to the spread of disease, especially the devastating plague years of the mid to late 14th Century in Europe. Rats with fleas caused the black plague. Opinions, ideas, and facts: When the wealthy and the gov. help the people in poverty more, there is more harmony (no rioting, looting and uncleanliness.) and less harmful diseases, as for the deadbeats or borrowers (unpaid child support, alimony, and credit, loans, and general debts) there was a debtor’s prison instead of gov. well-fare and bankruptcy, they were forced to work odd jobs to pay off debts to earn their freedom, and voluntary work camps for the jobless and homeless for room and board till they got back on their feet, these are the ideas of people running homeless shelters and soup kitchens helping others out who really need it. Reminds me of retirement homes, the gov. should take care of the old people who can’t work anymore who aren’t wealthy. because they need it, Soc. sec. shouldn’t be it for the old and unwealthy.) Yep, what if people were shrunk to pay off debts and or have a place to live?