@Mrgoblinging7 “Kidnapping”? Looks like someone tied her up for a sacrifice.

@tiny-ivy I think there is a cage position available for you. Come on down and we’ll sign you up. Great benefits included. HH1

Used for gambling. Naked in front of a group of gamblers. I really hope someone can do this to me.

@Mrgoblinging7 My fingers can’t stop twitching and flexing.

@Mrgoblinging7 The only way Black Widow could be more dangerous is if I couldn’t see her coming.

@Kondo Then I would start small, pointing at an object and saying your word for it, move her into a specific position, and say the word for it. Something that helps with my non-English speaking coworkers is using hand motions to reinforce what I’m saying. Another thing that can help you build a bond with your new pet is learning some of her language, even if you only get a few words or phrases. With a little effort, you two could one day hold entire conversations speaking every other word in the other’s language. Naturally, if your relationship is less one between owner and companion and more one between toy and user, then I wouldn’t worry about what she’s saying.

@Mrgoblinging7 Ahem; “pet with benefits.”

Honestly, I’m all for the bouncy ball idea. I’d use it like a yoga ball. I’d especially love it if I got to put the quarter in one of machines where you turn the quarter to get the toy. I remember a huge one at Old Navy where the balls rolled down a spiral before you got it. I would be a tiny pet forever if I got to do that every week.

@Olo Kinky, and more civilized than branding. One true king seal of approval!

@ThumbLoverVer2 Well if you didn’t insist that I changed that one’s genes even more so she’d have blue skin you would have had them sooner. I get no thanks for all I do for you all. HH1

@Olo absolutely