Date Night

[SmolChlo]

@mrgoblinging7 damn that’s true the struggle

[Olo]

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

[SmolChlo]

@olo you right! And I would hope they wouldn’t set me up some Grabby Grabberson ya know… I don’t even get to the food part, he just pockets me and off we go no chocolate lava cake… just pocket lint

[HHunter1]

Ohh, dipping a Shrunken in chocolate lava cake and suckling them clean sounds fun. Oops, sorry just got here, what are we talking about?

HH1

[SmolChlo]

@hentaihunter1 that would be too hot!

[Olo]

@smolchlo Are your friends tinies like you, with your best interests at heart? Or are they biggos, looking for a laugh at your expense?

[HHunter1]

@smolchlo I so read your response in a positive tone the first time. Then it dawned on me. Shrunken Sunday for you it is then.

[SmolChlo]

@olo “biggo” made me chuckle lol they are tinies like me! BUTT what if the giant lies to them and he’s secretly an absolute nightmare?!

[SmolChlo]

@hentaihunter1 I might need a jacket because of the ice cream but I wouldn’t mind vanilla bean with rainbow sprinkles pu-leaze

[Olo]

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

[SmolChlo]

@olo this is true! Hopefully he isn’t thee ultimate deceiver, a man smooth like butter 🧈

[Olo]

@smolchlo

[sloppy_amy]

“How the date went? Your friend never showed up, I waited for an hour and all they gave me was this tiny appetizer!”