Yard Sale Find

[SmolChlo]

@olo Aw that’s so sweet ️ And fingers crossed I end up in a good home! …. but with my luck

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo You’re definitely worth more than a dollar SW/tinies like you are worth thousands in many versions of the multiverse, but apparently there are possible demensions where attractive Tinies like yourself are plentiful and some bigs are willing to get a quick buck from your sale.
Reminds me of an old story I read where a guy’s ex girlfriend shrunk by a shrinking virus only for him to find her in a pet store where he purchases her with his savings, a bit of revenge vibe because they broke up before she shrunk, because she turned him down when he proposed to her, now he owns her instead. something I’ve added: Once she is his, he decides to keep her on a leash made from the engagement ring he was going to give her when she wasn’t a tiny. Maybe someone has this story, I’d love to read it again. Loved the part where he fed her, and she got BBQ sauce all over herself and he obnoxiously but lovingly licked her clean.

[SmolChlo]

@giant-keith Thousands?! Aw gee
I would hate ending up at a pet store, such a difficult conundrum of not wanting to sit and wait inside a stupid tank vs not wanting a bad owner to purchase you I might choose the tank… maybe get some of the girls together and plan a massive pet store escape

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo Hopefully tank life wouldn’t be bad, you’re given all the necessities you need, sadly privacy not much, put out for a larger display with your peers during business hours, separated when not, possibility of a lot of alone time in a stand alone tank. Escape would be very hard in a security based pet store, but I’m sure you’re very clever enough with help to pull it off, the great escape like in the movies. I think an owner/purchaser would be lucky to have you, I know I would.
An SW with me would be very spoiled and given the treatment she would want, a fully furnished tank or dollhouse with all the necessities, and plenty of attention naughty and otherwise. Well I would treat her like a companion or girlfriend, and if I had more than one you most likely would be my favorite or a close second.

[SmolChlo]

@giant-keith You’re sweet! Don’t ever change
Haha The Great Escape indeed. I’ll act like a well behaved little weenie until they trust me and then at dawn… we burn it all down

[SmolChlo]

@smolchlo

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo Burn it with Fire, Burning down the house followed by some Ride of the Valkyries’, never let a child play with matches folks or a tiny The roof, the roof is on fire… Burn MF burn!

[SmolChlo]

@giant-keith flamethrowers would be so sweet to have! Surprise a giant by singeing one of his eyebrows off LOL

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo People look so weird without eyebrows.

[Olo]

@smolchlo Firebugs get stamped out.

[Giant Keith]

@olo I see two outcomes here with that. An extinguishing or
Ouch! Like the mouse in mouse hunt or the crooks in home alone.

[SmolChlo]

@olo heheheee catch me if you can

[Olo]

@smolchlo Sigh. [grabs fire-extinguisher] 🧯

[SmolChlo]

@olo NO STAHP! I’d turn into a mini Chloe popsicle… but you’d probably enjoy that