Yard Sale Find
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@giant-keith Thousands?! Aw gee
I would hate ending up at a pet store, such a difficult conundrum of not wanting to sit and wait inside a stupid tank vs not wanting a bad owner to purchase you
I might choose the tank… maybe get some of the girls together and plan a massive pet store escape 
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@smolchlo Hopefully tank life wouldn’t be bad, you’re given all the necessities you need, sadly privacy not much, put out for a larger display with your peers during business hours, separated when not, possibility of a lot of alone time in a stand alone tank. Escape would be very hard in a security based pet store, but I’m sure you’re very clever enough with help to pull it off, the great escape like in the movies.
I think an owner/purchaser would be lucky to have you, I know I would. 
An SW with me would be very spoiled and given the treatment she would want, a fully furnished tank or dollhouse with all the necessities, and plenty of attention naughty and otherwise. Well I would treat her like a companion or girlfriend, and if I had more than one you most likely would be my favorite or a close second.
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@giant-keith You’re sweet! Don’t ever change
Haha The Great Escape indeed. I’ll act like a well behaved little weenie until they trust me and then at dawn… we burn it all down -
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@smolchlo Burn it with Fire, Burning down the house
followed by some Ride of the Valkyries’, never let a child play with matches folks or a tiny 
The roof, the roof is on fire… Burn MF burn! -
@giant-keith flamethrowers would be so sweet to have! Surprise a giant by singeing one of his eyebrows off LOL
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@smolchlo
People look so weird without eyebrows. -
@smolchlo Firebugs get stamped out.
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@olo I see two outcomes here with that. An extinguishing or
Ouch! Like the mouse in mouse hunt or the crooks in home alone. -
@olo heheheee catch me if you can
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@smolchlo Sigh. [grabs fire-extinguisher] 🧯
All my M/f stories and discussions can be found here.
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@olo NO STAHP!
I’d turn into a mini Chloe popsicle… but you’d probably enjoy that 
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