Yard Sale Find

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo Hopefully tank life wouldn’t be bad, you’re given all the necessities you need, sadly privacy not much, put out for a larger display with your peers during business hours, separated when not, possibility of a lot of alone time in a stand alone tank. Escape would be very hard in a security based pet store, but I’m sure you’re very clever enough with help to pull it off, the great escape like in the movies. I think an owner/purchaser would be lucky to have you, I know I would.
An SW with me would be very spoiled and given the treatment she would want, a fully furnished tank or dollhouse with all the necessities, and plenty of attention naughty and otherwise. Well I would treat her like a companion or girlfriend, and if I had more than one you most likely would be my favorite or a close second.

[SmolChlo]

@giant-keith You’re sweet! Don’t ever change
Haha The Great Escape indeed. I’ll act like a well behaved little weenie until they trust me and then at dawn… we burn it all down

[SmolChlo]

@smolchlo

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo Burn it with Fire, Burning down the house followed by some Ride of the Valkyries’, never let a child play with matches folks or a tiny The roof, the roof is on fire… Burn MF burn!

[SmolChlo]

@giant-keith flamethrowers would be so sweet to have! Surprise a giant by singeing one of his eyebrows off LOL

[Giant Keith]

@smolchlo People look so weird without eyebrows.

[Olo]

@smolchlo Firebugs get stamped out.

[Giant Keith]

@olo I see two outcomes here with that. An extinguishing or
Ouch! Like the mouse in mouse hunt or the crooks in home alone.

[SmolChlo]

@olo heheheee catch me if you can

[Olo]

@smolchlo Sigh. [grabs fire-extinguisher] 🧯

[SmolChlo]

@olo NO STAHP! I’d turn into a mini Chloe popsicle… but you’d probably enjoy that