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One of my worst fears is accidentally shrinking at work
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@SmolChlo Isn’t there some kindly co-worker who’d take care of you?
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@Olo unfortunately most of the office works from home but maybe Ted my VP? Downside is he doesn’t seem to pay attention whenever he walks around… we’ve collided on more than one occasion so I’m not sure how I’d get his attention bc standing in the path of his shiny business shoes doesn’t seem like a good idea
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I have an idea! If I had a piece of sticky note and a paper clip maybe I could hook the paper clip through the sticky note and drag that around behind me?
How could you not notice a yellow square 🟨 traveling around the office floor -
@SmolChlo I would think it’s moving in the air flow and step on it to stop it.
Or drive my lift truck over it -
@SmolChlo Find a way to mount the paperclip on your back like a flagpole.
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@BigGrumpy oh no
If i ran in a circle or a zig zag formation would be more curious as to see what’s underneath? Or would you still step on the little square? -
@Olo good idea! Hopefully someone will notice my little yellow flag desperately waving on the ground before some unaware coworker stomps on me
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@SmolChlo If all else fails, I have drawer at work with a few tiny amenities where I keep co-workers who are much easier to handle after being shrunk.
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@Olo I knew you wouldn’t let me down! We need more people prepared for suddenly shrunken coworkers
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@SmolChlo HR should produce a training module (including a tiny trainer for practice).
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@Olo Sorry HR personal have been “reduced”. Seems there are plans to do some “downsizing” throughout the building.
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@HHunter1 If anyone wants to read a story about a chunky woman HR director “downsizing” and disposing of four underperforming employees (2F, 2M, fatalities), I got you fam:
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