Thought experiment

[Olo]

@SmolChlo Your boss might have other duties for you.

[SmolChlo]

@Im-Warden when I was younger I used to want to be short and more petite but now I’ve become comfortable with my height so I don’t think I’d give up any inches. Now if I had a device that could control my size… I’d be playing with it all day lol

[Im Warden]

@SmolChlo hehe! We all would take that!

[SmolChlo]

@Olo you’re right… filing cabinet duty it’s a tiny unorganized filing cabinet that they keep in the back… it hurts their knees to use because you have crouch down to access it

[Olo]

@SmolChlo Clearly, you’re too irresponsible to have possession of that device. Better give it to your boss.

[Im Warden]

@Olo I’m in favour of this idea

[littlest-lily]

@Im-Warden This is why I shouldn’t try it at all, I’d have trouble stopping

[Im Warden]

@littlest-lily that sounds like less than an inch territory

[SmolChlo]

@Olo yea right!! He’ll just shrink me down and turn me into a desk toy. Ted’s had enough of my shenanigans but maybe… secretly… I wouldn’t mind being squeezed as his stress ball

[littlest-lily]

@SmolChlo Seems reasonable to me! I would not being a fidget toy myself 🥰

[SmolChlo]

@littlest-lily right! Whenever he calls me into his office for a chat, all I can focus on is the pen he twirls between his fingers thinking that could be meeeeeeeee

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@SmolChlo said in Thought experiment:

I wouldn’t mind being squeezed as his stress ball

Gyaaaaa if that isn’t a universal experience for us I don’t know what is