Stuffing Her Stocking
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The gift that keeps on giving
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@SmolChlo That’s the best way to flavor candy.

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@Olo OoOohh to be the special tiny who’s soul purpose is to flavor her Giants candy

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At least she’ll taste like peppermint once you eat her out.
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@giantmaneddie And the candy cane will taste like her.
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@Olo Oof that’s asking for a yeast infection
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@littlest-lily Candidiasis is a funny way of spelling “candy ass.”
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@littlest-lily I’d say having giant food shoved into you is less like a yeast infection and more like a feast inyection.

(“Inyection” is what “injection” sounds like when said with an accent.)
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@protect-tinies @Olo You guys, your pun game is too strong, you gotta stop making my day like this

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@Olo reminds me of a bedroom experiment. For the record, pure peppermint essential oil doesn’t lead to yeast infections , like candy would, but it does taste and feel intense!
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