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  • protect-tinies
    protect-tinies GIANT last edited by protect-tinies Apr 13, 2024, 1:15 AM Apr 13, 2024, 1:15 AM

    TINY GIRL: “What do you call a group of three barely visible tinies?”

    GIANT GUY: “I don’t know. What do you call them?”

    TINY GIRL: “…”

    GIANT GUY: “Well? What’s the answer?”

    TINY GIRL: “I just told you.”

    The Big G 1 Reply Last reply Apr 13, 2024, 4:55 AM Reply Quote 5
    • The Big G
      The Big G @protect-tinies last edited by Apr 13, 2024, 4:55 AM

      @protect-tinies to smol

      protect-tinies 1 Reply Last reply Apr 13, 2024, 5:13 AM Reply Quote 0
      • protect-tinies
        protect-tinies GIANT @The Big G last edited by protect-tinies Apr 13, 2024, 6:10 AM Apr 13, 2024, 5:13 AM

        @The-Big-G Never too smol for puns!! 😉 (If this joke even qualifies as a pun…)

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        • protect-tinies
          protect-tinies GIANT last edited by Apr 15, 2024, 8:11 PM

          And here’s Part 2.

          GIANT GUY: “So my idea is that we dress you up like a sugar plum fairy and then–oh, sorry, I need to speak softly so I don’t deafen you, right?”

          TINY GIRL: “Yes, please!”

          GIANT GUY: “Feathers. Pillows. Fluffy bunny fur. Clouds. Bouncy Jell-O. Hippies.”

          TINY GIRL “----you’re hilarious.”

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          • Olo
            Olo GIANT @protect-tinies last edited by Apr 15, 2024, 8:16 PM

            @protect-tinies Dad jokes have nothing on giant jokes.

            All my M/f stories and discussions can be found here.

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            • TakoAlice8
              TakoAlice8 tiny woman @protect-tinies last edited by 30 days ago

              I love and hate it when giants try to annoy you like this. Instead of physically playing with you he’s doing it verbally.

              I may have a size that is small, but my will is bigger than you all.
              I have a blue sky now btw. Also only feel comfortable with being tiny.
              https://bsky.app/profile/takoalice800.bsky.social

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