Giants, how do you protect yourselves from tinies bitting your hand?
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Oh a shrunken woman doesn’t deliver too difficult a bite. Not nearly as much as a rodent of the same size, they just have little human jaws. The human skull is evolved more for facial expressions and brain size than bite power.
But speaking of brain size. I worry more about the crafty ones, who hide home made plastic shivs under their robes, than I do the bitey ones.
That’s the main reason they’re all naked.
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@tiny-ivy Check their hair.
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There was an old savage squirrel comic where the titular character loads a backpack with a hypodermic needle filled with cyanide as a self defense mechanism. A word of caution to my fellow giants: ALWAYS strip your tinies before you play with them. This has been a public service announcement.
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Outside of any biting or clawing or pulling on hairs that I might do in a panic… I think a better tactic would be to use my brain. To either try to trick him into something or, if we’re being honest, I’d probably just attempt to get through to him/make him feel pity/get him on my side.
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By fostering affection and thus not having to worry about any tiny assaults.
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@littlest-lily manipulation seems like a good tactic too
Just chillin down here.
Also I only feel comfortable with being tiny.
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@TakoAlice8 Totally! I don’t know if I’d be very good at that though
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The smaller the tiny is, the less you will be able to feel her bites…just saying. Seems like an argument in favor of very itty bitty sizes.
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@Olo said in Giants, how do you protect yourselves from tinies bitting your hand?:
@TakoAlice8 “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.”
Fr, though.
Just had my partner gag and grimace as my cat’s claw got stuck in the skin of my hand just yesterday. After 30 years living with the little gremlins, I just don’t feel pain in my hands anymore. Problem solved!
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@Kisupure The thing about cats is that you can declaw them. You want to “declaw” your tiny to the best of your ability. That’s why I always keep her barefoot, so she can’t kick me with her pointy-toed heels, use her stilettos as if they were LITERAL stilettos, etc.
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