Best posts made by Olo

@SmolChlo I think a much more plausible instinct would be to drop the tiny. Whatever she has might be contagious!

@SmolChlo Give me a lollipop and take a seat.

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Don’t Watch Me by AnxietyCase

@IndependentFish Love the redacted names. Lots of good potential here.

@SmolChlo Get that nut.

@Mrgoblinging7 The point is that I would have no choice but to go the god-tyrant route. Lucky for me that I already like eating people.

Here’s Looking at You by Nirdgerl

@SmolChlo Are you “out” to your friends as a macrophile?

@SmolChlo I imagine that seven-footers must feel like grade school teachers wherever they go.

@tiny-ivy I’d like to think that if she ever did get used to it, she’d still play along and pretend to get scared.

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@shrunkenlaura Bon voyage!

@foreverlurk said:

I guess tall dudes aren’t as used to being rejected based on their height

No doubt. “What is this woke nonsense?”

I’ve never used a dating app, but I suspect that growing up with porn that is not only easily accessible but also highly customizable encourages people to form inflexible preferences early, much earlier than they would had they experienced a wider range of possible partners in their formative years. Then dating apps come along and they feel obliged to specify a preference for each and every choice menu offered.

I’m waiting for the dating app that lets me specify on my profile: “I’m 5’9”, but I can make you feel 4"-tall when you want it."

If I use a pocket, it’s gonna be a shirt (breast) pocket. Warmth, heartbeat, voice reverb, and the occasional peek. Best of all, when I’m fondling her people just think I’m doing the Pledge of Allegiance.