@Olo oh indeed that is why professional me has kept horny and psychotic me out of prison and that and if I generally am going to be around people a lot I give them warnings. Mostly I say hello allow me to introduce myself (insert my name here) nice to meet you now let me apologise in advance as at some point in knowing me I will say or do something that will in fact offend you on a deeply spiritual,moral or physically level I do this as I have zero filters and no real ability to pick up on social cues. I also have an extremely dark sense of humour so no I have never been formally charged have I been accused of just about everything under the sun yes yes I have. Really only have the big R and the big M and abduction that I haven’t been accused of yet but most that know me are more like to assume I’ve made someone disappear than do anything overtly sexually in nature

@Deedee the more the merrier

these are amazing!

@Olo where do i sign up?

Awww, so sweet. ❤

Now put me back. 😤

@The-Big-G an essential part of every breakfast coffee

@The-Big-G Glad you approve my friend! 😁

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@Olo well I need a cold shower

@Olo I always feel like someone is watching me

@DFP all part of a complete breakfast

@zer0siz3d going to need more lube

@Olo I got worried for a second then I saw I didn’t recognise the curtains so there isn’t a spy in my house

@Olo it’s always the way looks like he needs a new masseuse

@Olo I requested this one lol

@Olo milk it’s good for a body

Going from pet to speck

Bear minimum I’d say need a few more

@Olo least they can go out buzzed

@Olo from greatest rival to finger puppet all they had to do was make a fist or flick there wrist and the rival would be no more they were a god to them now. Question being did they want a sacrifice or a worshiper