Promises, promises...
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If I were so lucky as to have a two-inch-tall lady in my custody, every day I would threaten to eat her but not actually do it. I would take it as a challenge to make my threats so convincing and varied that every day she would believe me and think “That’s it, this is The Day.” I’d also have to have a convincing reason each day why my meal has to be postponed. Anticipating this daily performance would be the most compelling reason to get up each morning.
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@Olo
Oh my god. She would never get used to it. -
That’d be frightening, I don’t think getting eaten is something to take lightly, that’s something she wouldn’t get used to or don’t take seriously.
I’ve thought about a variant of what you say. In my fantasy, I set up a number of days and tell her for example "Sadly for you, I will eat you in 45 days, that’s not negotiable, I’m just being upfront with you so we can enjoy our time together until you become a small meal for me*. The don’t mention it again, maybe some small suggestion like “It’s sad this fun is coming to an end…” I’d be curious about how much she mentions it, tries to bargain or take account of the days.
Would she know how many days she has left? Would she become insane the day before she will get eaten? If I really plan to do it this sort of stuff can spice things up.
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@tiny-ivy I’d like to think that if she ever did get used to it, she’d still play along and pretend to get scared.
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@Olo Aw yes, one of my favorite vore tropes. Teasing someone by threatening to eat them.
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I mean, that’s the Dread Pirate Roberts thing, isn’t it? ‘Good night, Wexley, sleep well, I’ll probably kill you in the morning’.
Not matter how seriously you act, if you say it every time and never go through, and never, like, eat anyone else to show that your willing to do it, after awhile it’d feel like a bluff, I’d think. Or, even an inside joke or something.
Me: I’m going to eat you!
drops woman on food
Her: Oh, no!
swoons dramatically
Me: Mwahahaha!
spoons her up with some food and puts her into my mouth
Her: You monster!
eats some of food while strategically smearing herself in it -
This is absolutely one of my favourite things!!!
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It wouldn’t take much of a convincing performance for me to believe you… I’m quite gullible lol
All you would have to do is just casually glance down at me and say I’m going to eat you and it would be instant hysterics followed by thousands of little apologies and pleas -
@SmolChlo What’s that smell? Have you been bathing in olive oil again?
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@Olo hope you like Italian tinies lol
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@Olo buon appetito
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@SmolChlo
Let’s put you to bed, young lady.
puts you on a flat cupcake
And here’s your blanket.
covers your body in frosting
pauses
adds some sprinkles as well
Goodnight, sleep tight. I’m totally not going to eat you as a midnight snack while your in dreamland. -
@i-am-insane I hope you enjoy the taste of tears fused in with your buttercream frosting
And I apologize in advance because there will be some sprinkles missing…munch munch
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@SmolChlo
Oh, I’ll be getting my sprinkles one way or another, I think.