Promises, promises...

[SmolChlo]

@i-am-insane the sound that came out of my mouth reading this

… is there anything a tiny like me could do to sway you otherwise? I’m very good at telling jokes

[i am insane]

@SmolChlo
Ooh, sorry, sweetie. I’m sure you’re funny, I really am, but you see the problem isn’t that I’m bored, but that I’m hungry.

…Hmm. I wonder. Do you have any friends? …Or enemies?

[SmolChlo]

@i-am-insane ya see this is when Vore becomes downright terrifying you’re definitely one of the more scarier Giants on here… and I mean that in the best way possible of course
I do have friends but I can’t say that I have any enemies

[i am insane]

@SmolChlo
Me? Scary? Never! Why, I’ve never scared anyone in my life, I’ll have you know!

Oh, I’ve startled my far share, of course, but it’s not my fault; I"m just a lot lighter on my feet that people would expect of man my size, that’s all. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Is that what you’ve been telling your friends? That I’m scary? Slander! I insist you invite a few of them over, just so I can undo the damage you’ve done to my reputation! We’ll have a nice chat, some drinks, and then they’ll see there’s nothing scary about me at all.

…By the way, how do your friends feel about Chinese? It’s just- I’ve recently discovered Mongolian Chicken, and I love it, I really do. I’ve found that there’s a bit too many peppers in the restaurants nearby for my taste, though, so I found a recipe I’ve been wanting to try. I’m not a great cook, don’t get me wrong, but I have cooked a mean dish or two in my time, and it’s a pretty simple recipe, really; I’m not sure how I could mess it up! And from what I’ve seen, it’s not just good with chicken. In fact, it seems to go well with just about anything!

Don’t worry. I’m sure your friends will love it.

[SmolChlo]

@i-am-insane well if you insist

… but if you end up eating my friends and I… our tiny souls will haunt you and your body for all of eternity OoOohhh

[littlest-lily]

@SmolChlo Ok but I kinda love the idea of tiny ghosts hehehehehe. They can still jumpscare you, but instead of it being terrifying it’s just kind of annoying

[Olo]

@littlest-lily Due to the nature of their demise, they probably smell like farts.

[littlest-lily]

@Olo Aaaaaand you ruined it

[Olo]

@littlest-lily But think of the revenge they could wreak, haunting first dates and job interviews!

[SmolChlo]

@littlest-lily Right! It’s kinda cute lol I would hide sooooo many items throughout the house and he can shoo me away all he wants but I shall always reappear

[SmolChlo]

@Olo LMAOO

… but I don’t wanna smell like a fart for all of eternity

[i am insane]

@SmolChlo
…So you’re saying I get to eat you… again? Because SW ghosts sounds like calorie free meals to me.

[SmolChlo]

@i-am-insane oh no no no this is a win for the tinies. Once I become a cotton ball sized ghost forever floating about your head… ya can’t eat me anymore!

[i am insane]

@SmolChlo
Bold words for someone who so very shaped like food.