Games to play with women
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So, given the opportunity, what games would you play with shrunken women? To be perfectly clear, ‘with’ here means that she’s not on the other side of the board, she’s part of the board.
I’m working on an idea for a story and this came to me: chess or checkers, where every piece is a tiny woman, each in elaborate (or skimpy. Or elaborately skimpy, depending; my example that started this has giants hiring prostitutes to use as pieces, so the apparel would match their budget) outfits with matching colors. Each captured piece goes to the one who captures them, the winner gets all the remaining pieces on the board; no one leaves alone. Or, quite frankly, in a group of less than two digits.
For promotions, in the context I’m envisioning, there’s little crowns to give to the new queens or whatnot to symbolize the change, but in other versions, pieces are arranged by size, and are grown when promoted to match their new roles.
There’s also tournaments, which play by different rules: each player keeps the pieces they capture, yes, but the surviving pieces remain on the board and the open positions are restocked from the large general pool of women prepared beforehand. It’s an elimination style match, so the first out have a fraction of the prizes of those of, say, a semi finalist, and the champion is the one who claims the board, including both Empresses (aka the Kings), who are for that final match prepared with particular style for the occasion… I’m thinking wearing only a crown and covered in edible paint.
Depending on the available pool of pieces, if there’s not enough for later games an equal amount of captured pieces from every one’s pools will be removed to sub in, with a certain minimum maintained so, again, no one leaves alone.
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Poker would be interesting. In essence, you could go from having only a few tinies, to having a whole bunch by the end of the night.
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Tiddlywinks.
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Now if your just talking SW as game pieces, then many games are available.
Clue, have them dressed as stylized versions of the suspects. This one has the chance to win one of the SWs as the one who solves the case could “Jail” the suspect in their own private prison. Good for tournaments or just private games.
Mousetrap, cute little color coded mouse costumes. The ones of your opponent you catch is yours. I think you can get to an escape area. Been years since I played.
Battleship would be good for different sized SW. They could have ship inspired outfits. Though how you place the pegs is up to you in your stories.
Sorry, those you get home are yours to keep. The winner gets all his and any who didn’t make it. Oops, Sorry.
Operation, you think avoiding the sides was hard before. Now try it with SW dressed like the aliments squirming in those tweezers.
Hungry Hungry Hippo, Each Marble could contain a SW. The more your hippo eats the more you get. Though depending on your preferred SW size, this could be a massive sized game.
I have a few more ideas, but they are for less generally know about games. Most games could be modified, just depends on your interests.
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@hentaihunter1 said in Games to play with women:
Hungry Hungry Hippo, Each Marble could contain a SW. The more your hippo eats the more you get. Though depending on your preferred SW size, this could be a massive sized game.
I had never thought about this scenario until now. A giant Hungry Hungry Hippo board with varying sizes of marbles. More and more being gradually dropped on to the board overtime.
It gives me the idea to play Kerplunk with tinies in marbles as well. The rules being reversed so you’re trying to get as many marbles into your slot.
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@syliana You have the idea. Look at a game and you likely could come up with a SW version. Heck, it sounds like a fun challenge if anyone is stuck converting a game.
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You could do almost any board game. My mind kinda went to Mouse trap but it would be altered a bit with more traps and real rules tho. One of us who makes it to the end gets restored and allowed to go free while the rest of us are prizes for the Giant players/audience
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Actual Chutes & Ladders.
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Warhammer. Have them fight for your pleasure and amusement!
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@normhorseman Do I get to have a working Broadside Battle Suit??
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@syliana said in Games to play with women:
Broadside Battle Suit
Yes you do. If I were supreme giant idle ruler, I would definitely have my game pieces spend in their idle time making silly approximations of battle machines to amuse me in fights to the death…