A slightly evil scenario
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@protect-tinies I barely know when I’m going to sneeze. How the hell am I supposed to predict when she’s going to sneeze?
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@Olo VERY quick reflexes.
Absolutely necessary when you’re a giant who has to become accustomed to catching clumsy tinies falling from high places. -
Imagine if shrinking really did happen because of a sneeze… I’d be pretty small right now, having had a seasonal sneezing fit today.
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I wonder if she’s someone whose sneezes come in twos or threes. Sneeze once, shrink. Sneeze second time, grow back. Sneeze third time, shrink again.
Or have her get smaller with every sneeze.
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@blehb said in A slightly evil scenario:
Or have her get smaller with every sneeze.
I love shrinking triggers like this. It’s fun when the shrinking is out of the SW’s direct control, but even more fun when it’s just slightly out of her control, ie.
- Shrinking when feeling a specific emotion (embarrassed/sad)
- Shrinking when in contact with something (rain/water)
- Shrinking when hearing a specific word (“shrink!”)
- Shrinking when turned on.
Things like these are less on the nose than shrink rays or potions, and the unpredicability of her size change is chef’s kiss to me. Getting tiny at the
worstbest possible time…
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If you say pineapple when you start to feel a sneeze forming, it’ll make it stop lol
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@SmolChlo I had never heard that before, but it gets lots of google hits so it must be a thing.
I’ve never been able to hold a sneeze and I’m not sure I want to. Post-sneeze clarity is too good.
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@SmolChlo Plot twist: this scenario takes place in medieval Norway, where no one has ever heard the word “pineapple”!
Now the tiny is truly screwed. -
@protect-tinies I’m not opposed to screeching which I’m sure is just as effective
There will be no sneezing on my watch -
@protect-tinies Plot twist : nobody in the world calls them “pineapples” but you anglo-saxon degenerates /j
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@foreverlurk True, but medieval Norwegians have never even SEEN a pineapple, and therefore wouldn’t call them anything at all.
It works on two levels… -
@protect-tinies Medieval Norwegians traveled amazingly far. They did more trading than raiding. They could have easily seen tropical fruit in Tangier or Alexandria.
All my M/f stories and discussions can be found here.
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@Olo It’s ridiculous, they ended up being bodyguards for the Eastern Roman emperors. They also left graffitis in far away places…
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@protect-tinies Je suis un ananas. Your argument is invalid.
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@foreverlurk I will make no further comment until I’ve conferred with my legal counsel. [picks up tiny and hides behind her] Quick, stall them!! [tiny squeaks]
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