A slightly evil scenario
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If you say pineapple when you start to feel a sneeze forming, it’ll make it stop lol
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@SmolChlo I had never heard that before, but it gets lots of google hits so it must be a thing.
I’ve never been able to hold a sneeze and I’m not sure I want to. Post-sneeze clarity is too good.
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@SmolChlo Plot twist: this scenario takes place in medieval Norway, where no one has ever heard the word “pineapple”!
Now the tiny is truly screwed. -
@protect-tinies I’m not opposed to screeching which I’m sure is just as effective
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@protect-tinies Plot twist : nobody in the world calls them “pineapples” but you anglo-saxon degenerates /j
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@foreverlurk True, but medieval Norwegians have never even SEEN a pineapple, and therefore wouldn’t call them anything at all.
It works on two levels… -
@protect-tinies Medieval Norwegians traveled amazingly far. They did more trading than raiding. They could have easily seen tropical fruit in Tangier or Alexandria.
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@Olo It’s ridiculous, they ended up being bodyguards for the Eastern Roman emperors. They also left graffitis in far away places…
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@protect-tinies Je suis un ananas. Your argument is invalid.
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@foreverlurk I will make no further comment until I’ve conferred with my legal counsel. [picks up tiny and hides behind her] Quick, stall them!! [tiny squeaks]
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@foreverlurk Welcome to Newfoundland.
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@foreverlurk I love this especially for gentle content. Like obviously I want a meaner giant to have more control over the situation, but I love scenarios where they’re panicking about it together.
Or the big guy realizes she’s gone and is like “oh shit did she shrink again???” and frantically starts looking under furniture and stuff.
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@blehb Without going full mean giant mode, you can have gentle yet teasing and playful? What about if he knows about her triggers and he simply can’t resist getting her to shrink in the most inopportune of places and time? I admit it would be hard to resist, and even better if she’s freaking out about it (while secretly enjoying it)
LOL at her shrinking randomly and the poor the giant going “WTF NOT AGAIN!” and getting his magnifying glass
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@foreverlurk How could anyone resist a bit of teasing? Even my gentlest giants can’t help themselves sometimes.
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